Thanks to Lox for his attentiveness during this picture shoot :P
Check out the new movie from Zackanory, starring Buxmag's Kat!
Starring:
Kat Kassner
Sound Track:
Mad Max: Fury Road Soundtrack Brothers In Arms (Extended) - Tom Holkenborg (Junkie XL) 2015
Filmed on Location at:
Zackanory Island
We have several houses available for rent currently, including 3 new design houses in the South East of the Town.
These are perfect for anyone looking for a modest spot to call home, or anyone looking for a second home in a friendly Adult community.
Become a Brambleton resident!
KASSNER: Wrote (2024)
Brambleton has been undergoing some building works ahead of the Autumn season, with new houses and other buildings - and even some new streets!
Here's a little preview picture run, showing some of what's changed / is new....
Residents of New London woke Saturday morning to find out the have a new Mayor, as Paige Snowpaw of 'The Purple Party' won a landslide victory in the Mayoral Election.
Winning 50% of the vote, Paige now has a strong mandate to implement her ideas - which include free 'fizz' for all and ensuring the Town Clock gets new hands!
The result could spell trouble for Brambleton's resident Doctor though, as Paige has promised to launch an investigation into the activities at Dr. Lux Knox' clinic!
Paige Snopwaw, PURPLE PARTY 22,000
Florence Rabbit. BLOWJOB PARTY 6,000
Dr Lux Knox INDEPENDENT 6,000
Sam Slaine CULT OF SAM 5,000
Halo Ewing BLACK SEX MATTERS 4,000
Garf Serpente GINGER ALLIANCE GROUP 2,000
Yes, it's that time again, the UK General Election is in full swing; and that means one thing for New London.... Mayor Elections!
Current Mayor Holly is not standing for re-election.
Here we bring you the 5 main Policies of each candidate!
1. Defund Officer Cardboard
2. More Boobs. Bigger Boobs.
3. Free black cock for New London women.
4. National Service for Brambletonians in the pages of Buxmag.
5. A tax on lengthy AFK.
Doctor Lux Knox
1) More pool parties
2) More grime and dirt in the canal
3) Funding for a team of professional horse relocators
4) Free and available health care
5) More pies
1. Blowjobs
2. More Blowjobs
3. Drain the canal!
4. Muzzle PC Bobby
5. Stop the noobs in small boats
Garf Serpente - Ginger Alliance Group (GAG)
1. Provide continuity in Mayoral provision in New London. I will put the same level of effort into being the Mayor that my party predecessor, Holly Akright did during her term of office.
2. A Statue in honour of all Gingers to be erected in Brambleton.
3. An all Ginger edition of Buxom Magazine to be put together and released. I won't be in it but I will do what I can to make it happen.
4. Kebabs, all the time, chicken, doner, mixed, even vegetarian, you should never be more than 2 minutes walk away from a kebab.
5. More police on the streets, or fewer if PC Bobby Copper is getting on your tits. Whatever pleases the masses.
Sam Slaine - Cult of Sam
1. A pledge to keep you safe from people like me who are not probably me.
2. A pledge to show you the way away from any false ways
3. A pledge to recognize your probable beauty if you recognize my improbable love
4. A pledge to keep you wanting more, even when there is no more left to give, I will keep you needing.
5. A pledge of loyalty; I anticipate it.
Paige Snowpaw - Purple Party
1. Free Sweets & Fizz at Paige's Sweet Shop
2. A full Police investigation into Doctor Lux's medical practices.
3. Themed nights in Brambleton. Topless Tuesday for example.
4. Clock hands for the Town Clock!
5. An all Purple Issue of Buxom Magazine.
I know, I know, it's almost June but..... busy busy stuff..... We finally put on a party though!
Big thanks to those who came along - we appreciate you!